He lost me at “with a monkey” but other than that, I get that the line of thought is some kind of objectification of women by comparing them to animals apparently with booty. “Mami got an ass like a donkey/with a monkey/look like King Kong,” I would have loved to witness the creative process when Pitbull was trying to think of what could rhyme with Kodak and came up with Kodak. Why does this feel like poorly disguised product placement? Oh! Because it is: “Me not working hard?/Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak/Or better yet, go to Times Square/Take a picture of me with a Kodak” To be fair, he was faced with the daunting challenge of rhyming with the line “Zig-a zig-a zig-a zig-a zow”, so, he did the best he could under the circumstances. Ha yea jk this sounds like something a toddler who has just learned words would say after eating with their hands. “You know I’m on that sticky/Icky, icky, icky, icky” Worldwide doesn’t have a way with words because this right here is some literary prestige in action: But any appeal to engage in sexual relations that ends with the reason “Y, yolo, done” is underwhelming to say the least. Yay alphabet!!! Pitbull rapping a dirty acrostic poem feels like an inevitability, and we commend him for not going for the obvious choice for “D”. What is this math? First we seem to be doing addition, then we seem to be counting, but on the whole these numbers seem to be, like many a Pitbull lyric, arbitrary place holders for the purpose of rhyming. “2 + 2, I’m gonna undress you/Then we’re gonna go 3 and 3 you gon’ undress me/Then we’re gon’ go 4 and 4/We gon’ freak some more” ‘Hotel Room Service’ (again bc this one’s a real ripper)
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